Harsh Browns

Negative, critical, or discriminatory comments that come off as harsh put-downs.

Can I have some Ketchup?

For what?

To put on all these harsh browns you keep serving me.

by clarkthe2nd May 22, 2010

Harsh Browns

Severe Diarrhea

Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

MD- Dude you look freakin' sick.
Johnnay- My fucking stomach hurts dude!
MD- Dude I think you have "Harsh Browns," you better fucking run to the restroom.
Johnnay- I think your right. I better fucking hurry or i'll have "Harsh Brown" stains on my draws!
MD- Fodigity

by mikeo January 24, 2006

Harsh Brown

Variation of a harsh burn, an incendiary insult that is goes well with ketchup.

King #3: Fuck you, you white honky nigga!
Norse: Can I have some ketchup?
King #3: Why?
Norse: To put on some of these harsh browns you guys keep serving me.
King #3: Horse browns?
King #2: Fuck you, you the horse, mother fucker!
King #1: Fuckin' horses and shit.
King#3: Fuck you, you white honky nordic nigga bitch!

by Rainbow Wong June 17, 2009

Charlie Hash-browns

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'

Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010

Hash Browns

Marijuana Brownies

I had the best Hash Browns the other day! I was so high i felt like a raspberry, like the fruit!

by FUPAmaster March 14, 2009

spillin' my hash browns

upsetting or making someone upset

*Natrly knocks over Matt's hash browns*

Matt: Natrly stop spillin' my hash browns!

Natrly: Sorry!

by waaayyyynnneeee November 24, 2007

hash browns

Another term for skid marks, hash marks or Bacon strips in a pair of underwear. More of a blotting stain than a stripe. Caused more from a fart gone wet than inpropper wiping.

John's mother was worried as she continues finding hash browns in his undies.

by Crasher B May 16, 2006