hard gas

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The result of creating a suprise accident in the pantal area when operating under the assumption that a humorus fart would be forthcoming.

Jim really stunned the guy's when an innocent "fart on your friend", joke went horribly awry and he had hard gas.

hard gas by Vanhinely November 7, 2006

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Hard gas

When a person assumes that a feeling in the bowels is the harbinger for a fart but upon relieving oneself of the sensation, feces is produced.

Boy, I thought I had a fart, but ended up shitting myself,classic case of hard gas!

Hard gas by Sailorguy 85 May 29, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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