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Halalify 

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
Halalify by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
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hara-pan 

The act of punching a girl in the stomach during sex. It is a very uncommon fetish. It is said that the punch connects to the uterus and stimulates it from within.
"I had some rough sex last night"

"How rough?"

"Hara-pan rough."
hara-pan by And_now_add_the_oil March 30, 2016

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal 

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
halal by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008
Guy - "What is her last name?"
Girl - "O'Hara. She's a lovely girl and she's from Ireland!"
O'Hara by A.L.O December 22, 2013

So not halal mode 

A term used to describe a usually inappropriate action
Ben Dover: Bro, did you see Emily’s new bikini picture, it’s so hot dude ong 🥵🥵
Joe: Hey, that’s so not halal mode. Let’s keep it halal from here on