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handy blowy

When someone is giving a blow job, but out of laziness, uses his/her hands more than his/her mouth for stimulation, leaving the recipient feeling cheated.
Bitch, you might have your mouth on my cock, but you're not fooling me. You're trying to give me a handy blowy.
by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011
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80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023
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blow-handy

When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?

Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.

Guy1: what's that?

Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.

Guy1: nice!
by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013
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hebrew hand blow

A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.
I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!

Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!
by CrackerJames January 27, 2007
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hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 21, 2007
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The Blow Hand Love Career

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010
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