Hamtampon

Pork sword, cock, penis, plain and simple.

I met this chick at the convenience store and took her back to the Cadillac Motel where I slipped her the ol' hamtampon.

Hamtampon by Kandi, Bealezebub, Vibratia August 15, 2010

Hamdamonium 

Hamdamonium: is when two or more people go ham at the same time.

Going Ham is when a person snaps on another person.

It's to much hamdamonium in this room right now i got to get away .

This club is to crunk right now to much hamdamonium in here.

Hamdamonium by RONSKILOW December 13, 2010

Hamtandongus 

The external vein on your earlobe.

"Good day sir, how is your hamtandongus fairing?"

Hamtandongus by Ricado Shilly Shally January 8, 2017