hammoy
Hammoy is a term to used to describe a person who is so intoxicated that they speak like a caveman. They might be so drunk/high that they talk extremely slow and mumble words.
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Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018
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Potato hammock
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014
Barbie Hammock
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
Atlanta hammock
Atlanta hammock by ScottIsHung69 March 9, 2017
hammonds plains
the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.
hammonds plains by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019