haley spaulding is a woman who will make you question life itself with her “would you love me if i was heart worm medicine” and plenty other retarded things she says. it make my brain hurt
by Definitelynotconnorcrawford September 03, 2023
An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable
Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
by Definitelynotconnorcrawford January 12, 2024