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Hairy worm 

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm
Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW
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Shit a hairy worm 

To become very angry.
When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.

hairyworm 

I little fuzzy worm. Lives in old mens undies and is small
Damm Grandpa you got a little HairyWorm !!!
hairyworm by H@iryWorm! April 8, 2003