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Haijin is a direct romanization of the Japanese word which originally meant "cripple", but was later adopted by the online gaming subculture, to describe gamers who spent so long playing that they were assumed to never venture out of the house. In other words, incapacitated, like a cripple.
Rick's such a haijin he got to level 70 in just two weeks.
haijin by JonnyRam August 10, 2004
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Wacky Hijinks 

A term that is generally used to describe children's movies that rely on slapstick or lowbrow humor instead of a plot, if even one intended for children. Examples include fart jokes, bumbling bad guys, gratuitous nut shots and extreme overacting to play up any of the above.
That "family" movie was nothing but childish wacky hijinks.
Wacky Hijinks by MushroomBrew April 1, 2019
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hijinkery 

(n.) - The appropriate, plural form of on-going hijinks. One may commit a hijink, but one participates in hijinkery.

Formally, hijinkery is any set of playful, frivolous efforts to enliven day-to-day routine through extraordinary or unusual events.
"It should be quite an exciting road trip - between the giant panda costumes and vats of mayonnaise, much hijinkery is in store!"
hijinkery by pseudonymina June 4, 2009

Haiji Towa 

A disgusting character. If you like him, kin him, stan him, simp for him, etc. please get help.
Person: Haiji Towa is my favorite character from UDG!
Me: Ew wtf
Haiji Towa by tonysfavoriteminor September 1, 2021

Haiji Towa 

The worst Danganropna character... even worst than HIFUMI. He’s a Shane Dawson kinnie 🤪💅
Someone: wait who’s that character?

Me: oh that’s Haiji Towa, he’s a Tony Lopez kinnie.
Haiji Towa by pantaking69 February 12, 2021

Haiji Towa 

The worst character in ultra despair girls. A disgusting pedophile.
I’d like to kick Haiji Towa in the face
Haiji Towa by PekoPekoyamaStan April 25, 2021
A sexy, sexy asian female who is the most adorable thing you've ever met. She's like a little innocent puppy. You will know when you meet one.
That girl is SOOOO Haejin!
Haejin by Bri Macajaweski July 4, 2010