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Omniscient (hackforums) 

A greasy frustrated middleage cuckold who can not accept the fact that people have different opinions other than his, so he likes to abuse his power by banning people in order to feed his ego.
- Dude Omniscient (hackforums) banned me because he does not agree with my opinion.
- Well did you see his face on youtube? He does look like he has mild retardation. Just ignore him.

HackForums 

HackForums.net (often shortened to 'HF') is currently both the largest MyBB forum and hacking forum on the internet; with five and a half million posts, 558k threads and 158k members (as of 28/08/2010). Forum topics range from computer security, to website hacking, to human manipulation, to gaming, and even GFX and monetizing.

The owner, Jesse Labrocca (AKA Omniscient), is a self-employed webmaster with years of experience under his belt -- and currently administrating multiple large websites such as MyBBcentral and SupportForums, as well as HF.

As said by Omni himself, "HF is a computer enthusiasts site dedicated mainly to computer security but also has general interest topics where like-minded individuals discuss everyday life topics like movies, politics, school and other aspects of our society."
"The site is educational in nature where people share tutorials on coding, computer security, and even how to make money online."

As well as this, HF has a HiJackThis analyser team who specialise in virus removal, and clean member's computers for free in a special subforum. Members must post a HJT log, and will then be assisted by one trained HJT helper until they are clean. Any member may apply for training in the HJT team.

HF currently receives a new member every minute on average.
Person 1: Hey man, I think my computer is infected :/

Person 2: Well, maybe you should look on hackforums, they will remove viruses for you and there's some good tuts on security there.
HackForums by Raizo (Staff on HF) August 27, 2010

Hickford 

A term used to describe a bi-polar, or someone who cannot make up their mind and often makes false promises.
i wish he would make up his mind, hes a real hickford
Hickford by the exposer123 July 1, 2009

HackForums 

A forum full of 12 year old virgin"hackers". Mostly talking about how they got no lives, trying to hack nulled sites.
Ex.1 "I just hacked NulledvBulletin.co.cc, lolz"
Ex.2 "HackForums is for faggots, wait what?"
HackForums by Hack Fourm low life August 22, 2011

hackforums 

A skiddie forum full of mentally challenged, yet spoiled adolescents that want to hack the gibson. They believe mybb reputation, and 30$ premium account is vital in order to become a true haxx0r.
Skiddie #1: DOES ANYONE HAVE A TUT HOW TO HACK GOOGLE.COM?

Skiddie #2: LOL MUDKIPZ BOXXY OVER 9000 LOLCATS 4CHAN ROFLCOPTER

Skiddie #3: * after registering on one of the available freehosts, uploading his "defacement" * U GOT HAXED; HACKFORUMS . NET WAS HERE

Owner (omniscent): Stfu kids, i just made 3000$ selling useless ub3r membership.
hackforums by lolsuplol November 12, 2010

hackforums 

HackForums is a forum dedicated to showing users legal and illegal methods of making money online
hackforums by UranusTBN November 23, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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