gusss 

A name for someone who is obviously incompetent and unfathomably stupid. This person probably has a problem with abusing their power. It's likely they'll source a job in law enforcement as some half wit traffic cop in some small town. they probably pull over dumb asian drivers and ticket them without warning for small violations like failing to display a "N" . all in all someone named "Gusss" is probably the kind of inbred degenerate you wanna stay away from.

wanna go to my friends house?

Nah, isnt his name "Gusss" with 3 S's?

Ya.

Then fuck that he's probably a low life fuck wad.

gusss by bighosstheboss January 12, 2018

go off, I guess 

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

go off, I guess by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

guessmile 

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

guessmile by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

Guesseneuh 

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

Guesseneuh by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

guess i'll just go fuck myself 

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

guess i'll just go fuck myself by nonr_ February 11, 2019

I guess you had to be there 

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

I guess you had to be there by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010