gurnit

The biggest retard known to man, his only comeback is no u which is severely outdated. He gets no ladies and will die alone. in a literal sense, personified autism

random guy: Ha ur mum gay
Gurnit: No u
random guy: Ur granny granny
Gurnit: died due to 3rd degree burns

by Not_a_mei-zing17 March 17, 2018

Gunnite

Informal way indeed much lovable way of saying "Good night" .

Gunnite, sweetheart.

by geek_no_17 July 14, 2019

Gurnial

the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...

example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)

by Getloose November 25, 2009

gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurgitator

"They are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in France, epicuriators. They are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines - competitive eating."

Originates from the Latin root "gurga" or "gurges", meaning "throat".

This germ has gained widespread recognition via the IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.), sponsor of competitive-eating contest such as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on July 4.

"Who's that skinny Japanese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?"
"Dude, that's Takeru Kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!"

by Dick Laycock September 24, 2006

Gurit

Smart dude. Typically a nerd but also does cool stuff like sky diving and riding a motorbike.

Is he a Gurit?

Nah, he's way too dumb to be one.

by daciasandero February 28, 2017

gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016