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gnarhead
A particular individual who lives a radical, dangerous, and always extreme lifestyle. Often caught demonstrating his surf stance in everyday situations. Also always appears to be under the influence of some sort of drug.
"that gnarhead head drank 3 four lokos and took 2 hits of acid! Now he's trying to bomb parking garages on his long board"
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
"Has anyone seen the Chris?"
"Yeah, that gnarhead has been staring at the lava lamp for 2 hours."
Famous gnarheads:
Steve-o (Jackass/Wildboyz)
Chicken Joe (Surf's Up)
Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski)
Slater (Dazed and Confused)
Otto Rocket (Rocket power)
Keanu Reeves (Always)
Related Words
gunarrhea • guyarrhea • GoNarrhea • gonorrhea • ganjarrhea • gasarrhea • gagarrhea • Ghanarrhea • Ghanarrhean • Gifarrhea
gunnerrhea
The excessive and uncontrollable spurt of information out of a medical student. May or may not be related to the conversation (usually not).
Symptoms are exacerbated by the presence of a professor or other figure of authority.
Symptoms are exacerbated by the presence of a professor or other figure of authority.
Average Student1: Did you watch the game last night?
Gunner: "No, I was studyi... *professor comes in* Cell-derived mediators are normally sequestered in intracellular granules and can be rapidly secreted by granule exocytosis or are synthesized de novo in response to a stimulus."
Avg Student1: "WTF?"
Avg Student2: "Don't mind him, he's got gunnerrhea"
Gunner: "No, I was studyi... *professor comes in* Cell-derived mediators are normally sequestered in intracellular granules and can be rapidly secreted by granule exocytosis or are synthesized de novo in response to a stimulus."
Avg Student1: "WTF?"
Avg Student2: "Don't mind him, he's got gunnerrhea"
gunnerrhea by Burned out in Med School November 26, 2010
what's 2+2? gonorrhea
1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
what's 2+2? gonorrhea by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011
gonorrhea
1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
gonorrhea turnover
when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
gonorrhea turnover by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008
gonorrhea by proxy
The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.
Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.
Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.
Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.
Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.
I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.
Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?
Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.
Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?
Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.
gonorrhea by proxy by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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