guactopus Share definition Flag Someone whose hands are always in the Guacamole dish when you are trying to dip your chip. A Guacamole hog. Don't put the guacamole bowl near him or you will never get a dip in. He is a GUACTOPUS. guactopus by jollypotamus February 19, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the guactopus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
