gsomf 

an acronym for "gentle smile on my face". For use when you are IM/texting and something is funny, but not funny enough for you to be laughing out loud (lol).

me: "My smartphone auto corrects 'Chuck Norris' to 'badass.'"
you: "gsomf"

gsomf by hait (how awesome is that) October 5, 2011

Goomfuldumph 

Curse word used by Hinklebelt and Trillien Berry(who may or may not exist) can be used at random in speech just to improve ur point.

Goomfuldumph.

Goomfuldumph by Trillien June 13, 2021

Gomfg 

Goblet of mother fucking goodness.

The biggest beer you have ever seen. A beer so big that God himself can't finish.

Heather lets for to the bar and get an Gomfg .

That beer is huge, is it a Gomfg?

Gomfg by Deejayk112 January 17, 2016

GOMFY 

a fantasy football game that has the 2 best ballers in the league going head to head, stands for Game Of Mutha Fucking Year. A true bombastic match of the 2 Leaders

Man, Jeff is up against Todd this week, with both players having a 5-1 squad. Even lower half of league is keeping an eye on this GOMFY, certainly tacos and jackassery will reign supreme....one for the ages

GOMFY by Jeff Dailey January 19, 2009

Gromfruit 

When you’re late to everything

Jesus I can’t take it anymore, Gromfruit again! He costs me so much time!

Gromfruit by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

gomf 

get outa my face

We got to the club, the music (and/or people) wasn't as good "as they said," so we told them to "gomf get outa my face," and left.
"Man? You best gomf get outa my face!

gomf by DvyD223 March 31, 2015

Gomfn 

Get on my fucking nerves

Omg Karen gomfn with all that yelling

Gomfn by Baxely May 25, 2020