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The tradition of walking up to a random girl and grabbing her ass or other body parts, just for sexual kicks. The word comes from the norwegian tradition of clubbing baby seals to death and then use their skins to keep warm during the long cold nordic winter nights. Hey, it might be degrading and unhuman, but man does what he needs to survive.
Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna gropah the next girl that walks by even if she's fat and gnarly...
gropah by Gimp_Force July 27, 2008
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gropalicious 

Adjective for a person who looks so fine, other people just want to grope them.
The woman is gropalicious!
gropalicious by BAM2018 October 1, 2016
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grobaholic 

A person who can't stop listening to Josh Groban sing. Mostly affects those known as Grobanites. Grobaholism has no cure. The only way to ease symptoms of irritability are playing his CD.
She's such a Grobaholic...she's been listening to Josh sing for 8 hours!
grobaholic by Nathelle Velez November 3, 2005

gropalottaya

A disease or illness (usually mentally) when a person constantly or persistently gropes, fondles or touches another person as much, as often and as many places as the can. Tends to be related to copaphelia (cop a feel e ya).
Watch his hands, or his gropalottaya may get the best of you.
gropalottaya by Kokopellisweety January 14, 2021
massive case of wandering hands. usually to grab your boyfriend/girlfriend's sexual parts (tehe)
mom-i saw you in your room. all under the covers for maximum gropage!
Gropage by Bed buddy August 12, 2008
The rave boogie man, wielding a thousand sweaty palms and encroaching lycra legging bulges. He has many faces and is found most places. He's never far, in fact usually too close.

Unlike the normal boogie man, he is actually repelled by blood. This is most relevant to feminine cycles.
L: Shazza, don't be such a damn skank at the campsite you're gonna attract the Gropa.

S: Shut up Lozza and give me another tampon, this one is soggier than a wet nurse.

L: Can I at least keep your used one and hang it in front of my tent?

S: You're a fucking genius Lozza, no one will try to sneak in and give you a poke with that red flag dangling from your fly mesh.
Gropa by OnTheLam September 20, 2018
The absolute and unparalleled loathing of graphs
Yo Kieran you doing Duncan’s graphs

Nah I groph them
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