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The tradition of walking up to a random girl and grabbing her ass or other body parts, just for sexual kicks. The word comes from the norwegian tradition of clubbing baby seals to death and then use their skins to keep warm during the long cold nordic winter nights. Hey, it might be degrading and unhuman, but man does what he needs to survive.
Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna gropah the next girl that walks by even if she's fat and gnarly...
gropah by Gimp_Force July 27, 2008
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gropalicious 

Adjective for a person who looks so fine, other people just want to grope them.
The woman is gropalicious!
gropalicious by BAM2018 October 1, 2016
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grobaholic 

A person who can't stop listening to Josh Groban sing. Mostly affects those known as Grobanites. Grobaholism has no cure. The only way to ease symptoms of irritability are playing his CD.
She's such a Grobaholic...she's been listening to Josh sing for 8 hours!
grobaholic by Nathelle Velez November 3, 2005

gropalottaya

A disease or illness (usually mentally) when a person constantly or persistently gropes, fondles or touches another person as much, as often and as many places as the can. Tends to be related to copaphelia (cop a feel e ya).
Watch his hands, or his gropalottaya may get the best of you.
gropalottaya by Kokopellisweety January 14, 2021
massive case of wandering hands. usually to grab your boyfriend/girlfriend's sexual parts (tehe)
mom-i saw you in your room. all under the covers for maximum gropage!
Gropage by Bed buddy August 12, 2008
The rave boogie man, wielding a thousand sweaty palms and encroaching lycra legging bulges. He has many faces and is found most places. He's never far, in fact usually too close.

Unlike the normal boogie man, he is actually repelled by blood. This is most relevant to feminine cycles.
L: Shazza, don't be such a damn skank at the campsite you're gonna attract the Gropa.

S: Shut up Lozza and give me another tampon, this one is soggier than a wet nurse.

L: Can I at least keep your used one and hang it in front of my tent?

S: You're a fucking genius Lozza, no one will try to sneak in and give you a poke with that red flag dangling from your fly mesh.
Gropa by OnTheLam September 20, 2018
The absolute and unparalleled loathing of graphs
Yo Kieran you doing Duncan’s graphs

Nah I groph them
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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