Grocery Snake

An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter
"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"
by Travis May 05, 2004
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Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
by jake4d April 27, 2010
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