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grobbery  

the act of stealing one's bundle of grapes subtley off the kitchen counter, buffet, or bowl from a friend/host's house. not to be mistaken for grastic confusement, or confusing plastic grapes with actual juicy fruit and hurting one's gums.
Mmmm juicy grapes! I don't want to be proper and take a few at a time. I need juicy now!! I must commit a "grobbery ".
grobbery by aniabadooke October 6, 2008
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Adverb. A word which describes a person who grabs squishy things with their hands in a claw-like state. The word is commonly used to describe people who grab breasts in a creepy way.
Gavin is such a grobber. Last night when we were sleeping together he had the creepiest expression as he grabbed my breasts.
grobber by simon2k6 July 22, 2011
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Noun that describes a person that steals and/or destroys the hopes, dreams, future, success, glory, etc., of a larger group of people or an organization that represents said group.

Originates with Greg Robinson, a head coach of Syracuse University's football team, who oversaw the dramatic collapse of a once-successful athletic program.

Can also be used as a verb.
It had taken three years. Three long years. But finally, Robinson could look out upon the ruins of that hated city, once-proud, once-powerful, now covered by the cold, falling snow. The foolish denizens of the city-state of Syracuse shivered among the broken pillars of their desolate city, once again staying home another winter, whispering to one another around garbage-can fires in dimly-lit caves, whispering only:

"The Grobber has come."

And now, the Syracusiai could only eye with fear that once-sainted ground where the Orange had stood, the Holy Dome, now perverted to the Grobber's mysteries. He had taken their glory. He had molested their city. He had Grobbered their dream.

The Grobber turned from the window to face the figure behind him. The cracked expression barely conveyed the dementia encapsulated within the deranged mind of his round, globular companion.

"Otto," the Grobber said, "Inform the Conclave. Begin the invasion. The time of the Crab People is at hand."
Grobber by SKim172 October 1, 2008

globbery 

An adjective to describe an item that has the characteristics of both goopy and sloppy
Don't eat the globbery piece of shit burrito in front of me. You look like a fucking pig.
globbery by Joe P. July 28, 2003
A place where the consumption or preparation of food, aka grub takes place.
That guy: "Oh man, that sexathon left me famished!"

The guy behind the guy: "No worries kid, Trixie left us some nutritious treats in the Grubbery. So go down the hall and past the breakfast nook, hang a right and get your grub-on!"

Grobberting

Grobberting is the act of having yours or someone else's bones removed through the anus or vagina which can be consensual or non-consensual.
Person 1: Why are you limping?
Person 2: My partner removed a piece of my pelvis during our grobberting session.
Person 1: What the fuck!?
Grobberting by Tortaslayer1212 July 20, 2024
Grobber is a slur you say to someone who goons/strokes it/flicks it a lot.
“You grobber! Stop reading BL mangas!”
Grobber by BL Gooner May 8, 2025
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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