Skip to main content
A shemale that you could possibly encounter at a social event. Don't get "grimpet" confused with "yimpet" as they have seperats meanings. However, both negative.
Bro please tell me you didn't hook up with that grimpet last night...
grimpet by Jakey_D February 26, 2017
Words you can keep
Fragments of video clips. Order or cohesion is not a factor.

Only seeing bits and pieces of the program on over the course of time.

Similar to snippets, but where snippets are things you say, glimpets are things you see.
Highlight reels.
Major news networks.

Jeremy: Did you catch the Greenbay game on Saturday?
Ashley: I caught glimpets but not the whole thing.
glimpet by AshleySkyybox January 17, 2008
Related Words

grimmett 

Slang For Extremly Large Dick.
Man My boyfriend's grimmett is soo big and meaty, he got me wet within a second.
grimmett by Lili and Lily January 3, 2009

Grimetastic 

When something someone does or says is so grimey, but so funny at the same time.
George:


"Pedro just pissed on his girl while she was passed out. You had to be there, it was grimetastic."
Grimetastic by kbricks69 April 2, 2009

Gladys Grimpen-Mire 

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.
“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”
Old term used to make fun of someone after they get hurt. Means the same thing as 0wned.
::friend falls while going down the stairs::
"hahahaha you got GRIMPED!!"
grimped by SaMSKiZZy December 17, 2005

grimplets 

Dimples in the skin of an obese buttocks. Similar to the outside of a golf ball. Mostly affiliated with overweight women in bikinis.
Whoa girl! You got some grimplets in that ass!
grimplets by sammyjit January 23, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next