grever

He’s really sexy dude with a heart of gold. Will be there for you no matter what. You can tell him anything and he would never judge you. Can get moody sometimes but only because he has a lot of his plate. Will probably love your pets more than you do and have your parents asking about him for years.

Girl: oh my god have you seen that Grever guy?
Guy: yeah I think I saw him this morning.

Girl: he looked super cute! I love what he wearing today!

Guy: *tongue pop* oh my god yaaaaas mama! He always SLAAAAAYS

by thatonegirlx86 November 22, 2021

Grever

A Grever is your partner in crime. With the intellect and creativity they possess they are a force of nature. They are the top bitch in every aspect of life and they know it. They are your Wikipedia for every drug and sex position on the planet. They've partied with Gods and Demons alike so their standards are high. He masks his own sadness by making others feel joy. The highs are high but the lows are low. They have seen everything, so surprising them can be difficult. But with a heart of gold and a strong moral compass, they walk alongside us.

"Grever took me out for a drag show last week and somehow went home with all of them."
"Your weed is trash bro, you gotta try Grever's"
"Do you hear that Grever is throwing a party this weekend? I called off work for the next week to recover."

by November 22, 2021