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greek sick 

when a person is not really sick, but pretends to be sick so that he/she doesn't have to attend a function. More often then not, its a woman who is "greek sick" and almost always the woman is in a relationship, and uses her bf/husband as the representative to the function to convey the message.

i.e.
human: "Hey man, where is your wife?"
gino: "she couldn't make it, she's not feeling well"
human" "oh yeah, whats wrong"
gino (now uncomfortable): "i don't know re, she's sick, ask her"
human 1 to human 2: "she's obviously greek sick"
greek sick by johnny manga January 18, 2007
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Green Sick 

The rare, but still existant negative physical effects caused by smoking marijana. More common in new smokers and rarely happens to sesoned verterans.

The effects are simular to that of car sickness and is famous for ruining your night. Other effects are dizzyness to the point of unpleasent to unbareable, Disphoria and overall bad night. May cause vomitting when bad foods *such as seafood* is ingested.
Dude Whats wrong.

I'm green sick dude!

fuck dude take a nap.
Green Sick by NiggaLips2684 June 26, 2009

geek sick day 

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.
David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.
geek sick day by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026