greasegun

a US. 45cal. submachine gun from WW.II. little piece of sheetmetal that has one feature.

Load, press trigger, Splurrrrt!

no option for single shots, unless u have a very sensible finger.

don´t u fukk with me, got a greasegun from poppa in the shed.

by WHS June 2, 2004

greaseturd

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains

my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

greaseman

A greaseman is a guy that can get you in. Also a guy that can make things happen smoothly.

In the movie "Ocean's Eleven", Yen was a 95 pound "little chinese guy", who worked as an acrobat in a Las Vegas show. He was so flexible that he could fold in half and fit in a very small tube in a portable safe. At the time of the robbery this is how he got into the vault of the casino. He got in, and therefore they called him the greaseman.

by Rick Ellis October 19, 2007

Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021

Grease gun

The M3 Submachine gun. A cheap .45 caliber gun designed in WWII to replace the Thompson submachine gun. Since then, it has been used by the US all the way up to Desert Storm.

When the squad was surrounded, sargent mowed down the krauts with his grease gun.

by Jacob Stevens January 9, 2009

greaseknuckle

(Verb) the act of gliding your clenched, lubricated knuckles acrossed a clitoris as an act of sexual stimulation.

"Did you fuck that girl the other night?"

"Yeah, I gave her the ol' greaseknuckle. She deserved it."

foreplay fist clitoris sex

by Sonny Sweetcheeks April 12, 2016

Nino Greasemanelli

Syndicated shock-jock. Enormously irreverent and funny. Frequent use of double entendres, most of which are his own.

See: www.greaseman.org

Estelle ya pig ya, love Nino Greasmanelli

by chiggley December 2, 2004