gravel monkey 

A male or female who looks nasty and tries to use makeup but still looks nasty.

Damn that bitch is a gravel monkey

gravel monkey by Stoned_lobster August 24, 2016

gravel monkey 

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.

real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*

gravel monkey by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

Gravel Monkey 

A slang term for Civil engineers primarily used by Mechanical engineers. This term is more prevalent in engineering students where the 'fued' between mechanical and civil engineering students is common. The term is most obviously a play on the racist term sand monkey for people from arab/north africa regions.

"Look at that gravel monkey making forces balance out to zero"

Gravel Monkey by MechElyfe June 20, 2018

gavelmonkey 

gavelmonkey (gav el mung kee) NOUN. An incompetent, stupid and bigoted judge.

Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!

gavelmonkey by Maxhole June 20, 2009