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gravel monkey 

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.
real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*
gravel monkey by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

Gravel Monkey 

A slang term for Civil engineers primarily used by Mechanical engineers. This term is more prevalent in engineering students where the 'fued' between mechanical and civil engineering students is common. The term is most obviously a play on the racist term sand monkey for people from arab/north africa regions.
"Look at that gravel monkey making forces balance out to zero"
Gravel Monkey by MechElyfe June 20, 2018

gavelmonkey 

gavelmonkey (gav el mung kee) NOUN. An incompetent, stupid and bigoted judge.
Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
gavelmonkey by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026