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Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.
How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

cynthia_granger 

A QUEEN the best Romione shipper out there !!!!
have you heard of Romione
OF COURSE I follow Cynthia_granger on tiktok
cynthia_granger by Udhej July 6, 2021

Grange technology college 

A school where people bring in fireworks.. teachers have affairs and no one gives a fuck about being under special measures.
Did you hear about that school?
It must have been grange technology college

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.
Hermoane Granger by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021

Grangerite

Granger-a small "city" in Northern Indiana that primarily rich folks live in. A grangerite is one of those people. They live in big houses and live in high-income neighborhoods. They are usually assumed to be rich even if they aren't.
1: How'd he get that $400 iPod already??
2: Dude, he's a Grangerite.
1: Oh...
Grangerite by goirish03 April 25, 2010

Hermione Granger 

The Brightest Witch of her age.
''My friend Hermione Granger is a muggle born, and she's the best in out year.''
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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