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n: The name given to a time where one gossips while under the influence of vodka(or any other form of alcohol).

A souped up version of gossip time where one is more likely to spill the beans than when sober.

v: To gosska - to gossip while under the influence of vodka
We gosska'd all last night.
Tomorrow night is gosska night.
We have gosska at least once a month.
gosska by spannyjay November 16, 2006
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gossabee 

Ja'Mal: Say, Bleed, jew check out dat chick in da welfare line?

Mikaal: Yes Holme, da hoe wiff da big booty ass?

Ja'Mal: Ass her! Dat has gossabee da flyest ass I eva saw!

Mikaal: Amm rye, Son!
gossabee by Wojo8888 March 4, 2011

Standard Gossard Deviation 

The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured
Them: How'd things go last night during registration?

Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.

Them: What an idiot!

gossard  

a beautifully stunning girl, and also a girl undiffiable to getting over after years
i wish i had that gossard to myself
gossard by jeremy trite January 22, 2009

stone gossard 

cool ass guitarist in the cool ass band pearl jam. wrote pretty much every pearl jam hit ever. once said “I write every song for Eddie, He’s my muse".
person 1: who's that guy playing guitar in front of 20k?

person 2: oh thats stone gossard!

Jordan Gossman 

Singer/Songwriter/Music Producer from Northern Minnesota born on February 11th, 1991 in St. Paul, Minnesota. Now, marketed as one of Minnesota's leading independent recording artists, Jordan (stage name Jordan! or Jordan Gossman) is on his way to making his mark in the R&B/ Hip Hop aspect of the music industry.
Jordan Gossman is a musical genius.
Jordan Gossman by Music Maker February 4, 2010
Gossage = Gossip

idle talk or rumor, especially about the personal or private affairs of others
"Did you hear the gossage about Chuck and Larry??? I swear there's something going on!!"

"What's the gossage????"

"Any new gossage???"
gossage by STNutters February 10, 2008
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