Gorwini 

A tall muffin topped wild cat that resides in a big cave in clinton corners, ny. She feasts on omegas and is in denial that she, not the omega, is in fact the real gorwini.

You better watch out, or the gorwini will eat your chinese food.

Gorwini by Brendon Reilly January 16, 2008

gowinin 

You're going to make it.

You're gowinin with that girl.

gowinin by Gowininer April 4, 2015

Gordini 

Someone who's really cute

Leonor: Why are you so Gordini today ?
Pedro: Oh my, thank you :$

Gordini by SweetOldPuss October 6, 2016

Gordini 

Slang for somebody with a small dick

Hey look it's gordini the weenie

Gordini by a432t March 7, 2016

Gowinism 

The act of cynically or in a manner that is unclassy describing a person, situation, or consequence of an action.

IE refering to someone by an endearing name that describes their appearance or behavior. A name for someone such as "Shrek," "Jabba the Hut," the "green mile," or "the troll farmer." Or a reference to an act like "stuck it to her" or "they took her to pound town."

In some extreme circumstances, Gowinisms can be paired with a random fit of rage such as cursing at inanimate objects or people using loud machinery. Making just statements like "you keep screwing with me I am going to go get a Flying J fuel truck and drive it right up into this #!+c4." Or "keep screwing with me and I am going to mail you something."

Gowinisms can also be less overt and involve small actions such as sticking cartoon taxi driver pictures to office equipment or moving the numbers around on a person's desk phone.

"Dude if you keep screwing around on Tinder one day you are going to disappear and the next time we see you it will be on the internet with a tennis ball stuffed in your mouth." "Dude that is a gowinism if I have ever heard one."

Gowinism by K0gaShuk0 March 4, 2024