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a super GORGEOUS girl who's name just happens to be jessica, therefore creating the fabulous name, GORJESS. Gorjess is super awesome and super fabulous, more so then just regular ol' gorgeous people. They're special, because it's gorJESS, which is a super cool and fun play on the words gorgeous and jessica, so it's super great.
boy:"Wow, that girl is so gorgeous"
friend: "Hey, isn't her name jessica too?"
boy: "...then she's gorJESS " =]


see : nose growin'
GORJESS by gorJESS October 8, 2008
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gorgessence 

An adjective used to describe a woman so beautiful, on the outside and the inside, as to defy any meaningful description in conventional language.
Cara is the most amazing looking woman in the history of estrogen. She is gorgessence and every straight man, lesbian, bi-sexual and the occasional extraterrestrial cannot stop staring at her.
gorgessence by valente-lover December 2, 2017
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1. Official: (noun) A Santoro line of gifts for young girls including stationary, clothing and other items.

2. Unofficial: (adjective) A word used by (mostly) teenage and young adult women from the North East of England to describe their profile pictures when really it's a photo of them pouting in a club wearing too much fake tan. Can also apply as an adjective for things like purses, bling/crap jewellery etc. A misspelling of gorgeous, I assume because regular computers don't have autocorrect.
1. 'Dear Santa, I'd really like some Gorjuss pyjamas for Christmas'

2. 'OMG babe u luk gorjuss in dat foto loll such a gud night out && i drank waay to much jaegerbombs lmao xxx'
gorjuss by jidgetbones October 7, 2013
Really on fire and really steaming and really smokin
Dat girl ova der is mad gorgess
gorgess by MALAMANDA August 30, 2003
You look soooooooooooooo gooooooooddd and beautiful x100
Lydia is superrrrr gorjes but she doesn’t think so
Gorjes by lyds_forever November 14, 2022
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