Goon Warrior Share definition Flag A person, drunk off their tits on goon, who proceeds to wear the the cardboard wine cask on his/her head like a helmet. Person 1: 'Uggh...' *passes out* Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'. Goon Warrior by bunt January 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Goon Warrior mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch