When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.
by Patrick & John August 20, 2011

When I asked him to "stick it in my butt," I didn't think he would give me a goody bag. I was so shocked that my rectum constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise.
by Courtney G. Love January 21, 2007

a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the penis and testicles by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man... toddler scalps.
man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my balls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show.
by doc cq March 31, 2009

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz September 22, 2008

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

For Steve's birthday, Uncle Claude, Steve's teacher, had packed something extra special in the Goodies Bag, it was a dead cat covered in feces.
by SUPA-D August 06, 2008

by mah tung iz stuk too a ice ikle December 22, 2003
