A hoe that pretends to love you as a way to lead you on and break your heat for enjoyment similar to a fuckboy. The golden part refers as how gold works in Minecraft where it gets destroyed really fast such as a relationship with a hoe. This is really common is places such as school mainly high school so be careful if you are attending there. If you come into contact with one get the absolute fuck outta there young man or else you will be consumed with feeling of not wanting to trust another female into your life, at least for a year or so. Stay safe kings.
Student #1: Hey, is that the 4th guy shes dating this year?
Student #2: Yea its best to stay away from the hoe mainly due to their relationships about the time a golden pickaxe from minecraft breaks.

Student #1: So shes is a goldenhoe?
by SpanishLlama September 28, 2019
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