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The Greatest Man That Ever Lived: The Vascular Vegan, Your Own Personal Jesus, The Common Denominator of Greatness, MV3 (Most Valuable Vascular Vegan), Mr It, A Double - Austin Aries

Guy: CM Punk is the best in the world!
Guy 2: But he isn't the GMTEL, is he?

gmtel by Most Valuable Vascular Vegan October 31, 2013

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Sneaky Gately

When one teleports into another wizard'ss room and proceeds to masturbate under their invisibility cloak while their friend is having intercourse.

I did the Sneaky Gately to Haffey last weekend. That witch was a slampig!

Sneaky Gately by IAMPOORE September 22, 2009

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GMTL (GMacTheLit)

One of the best SoundCloud rappers rn. His songs are hype as fuck. Sometimes he caps a lot so sometimes people call him GCapTheLit or GCapTheHair (he used to have a lot of hair). Other nicknames include GCapTheCrustyLips (his lips used to be VERY crusty because of his accutane), and (part of this nickname is redacted for privacy reasons) GCap______IsSoChill (because GMTL thinks this person is SOOOO chill!)

Yo u hear that new GMTL (GMacTheLit)? GMTL you know the voice make these girls faint like they heard the word moist when I get bands imma drive a rolls Royce, yes I saw when cause I don’t have a choice.

GMTL (GMacTheLit) by ulotcheeky October 1, 2021

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GMEllionaire

A savvy individual who utilized crowd-resourcing to profit greatly off of GameStop stock's meteoric rise in 2021. This individual can be seen negotiating custom upholstery for their newly-acquired yacht.

Carter: Did you hear about Ethan?

Marty: No, what?

Carter: He made a killing timing the market just right, buying GME low and selling high.

Marty: He's got diamond hands bro!

Martina: Aww, don't be jealous because he doesn't have paper hands like you Carter, he's now a GMEllionaire!
Ethan (puffs chest and smiles knowingly): Sup!

GMEllionaire by poke & peek March 10, 2021

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GMTL

Best SoundCloud rapper of the 21st century. Best known for his hit singles “GMTL” and “Bird”

Yo you listened to that new GMTL yet? Its fire FOSHITSHO

GMTL by ulotcheeky September 9, 2021

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Gitel malka

Perfection

Wow did you see gitel malka just walk by. She's absolutely gorgeously perfect

Gitel malka by Alphaelmo February 28, 2023

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douglas gately

A cool Science Teacher

Woah, hes a real 'Douglas Gately.

douglas gately by JAmes MIugle-leigeh February 28, 2018

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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