glennchong

used to describe crazy and spastic people.
only can be used with people dating girls named Fiona.

look at John and his new fugly haircut, heard he got it for Fiona, what a glennchong.
(Take note, word used must be glennchong and not glenn or chong on its own)

by kimkimokoko May 18, 2014

Glenching

When a man sticks his penis in his own anus and clenches his buttocks to grow the size of his penis. Similar to jelqing but a handless experience.

His penis grew 2 inches from glenching.

by Dr.Squench July 6, 2025