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The act of justifying illogical behavior through misleading, nonlinear thinking, while simultaneously losing control of one's emotions.
Woman: I am equal to a man, because I'm a modern woman, but I also shouldn't have to pay for dinner... or anything, because I'm a woman, and that's how things work... and you forgot my birthday two years ago, and I got teased when I was a child, and you don't care about my feelings!!!!

Man: Damn, you girlsplained that really well, let me pick up the check, and continue to tell you I respect you, while internally thinking you are a prostitute in denial, and considering ways to slowly distance myself from you for a younger, hotter woman.
by Captain Crab August 31, 2014
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