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Girlphone, Noun talkative girlfriend, gal pal, one who gets excited about gossip and relationship news, confidante, one to whom you can tell anything

I saw him with her at a flick, and, girlphone, it was not a platonic date, you know what I'm saying?

I saw him with a chick, girlphone, and let's just say, it wasn't his sister.

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girlphone,

girlphone, noun girlfriend A girlphone is a female friend of a female with whom one enjoys gabbing on the telephone at length, a person one gossips or gabs with on the telephone or cell phone, female or gossipy male.

Girlphone, call me back; I have some gossip for you!

girlphone, by Elaine Heveron May 9, 2008

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Giraponese Pony

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.

HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!

Giraponese Pony by KULISAUFDEMTISCHE December 2, 2010

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girlzoned

when you're a girl and think you're just one of the bros, but then one of said bros makes an unexpected move on you, and you realize with dismay that they actually see you romantically and/or sexually.

Girl: I just got girlzoned by Tom last night.
Friend: What do you mean?!
Girl: We were chilling at my place playing video games like usual, and then he suddenly grabbed my waist and tried to kiss me. I thought we were just bros!
Friend: Shoot that sucks, I'm so sorry!

girlzoned by surrealstardust June 19, 2018

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girlhole

the place i stick my meat torpedo in.

i want to ram my cock in your wet girlhole

girlhole by r00t December 27, 2003

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girlboner

When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.

K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.

girlboner by Jon Himself April 29, 2003

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girlshaneed

It's a slag word for the slag "Girl what ya need?" It just one word for that phrase.

A: COME HERE!
B: girlshaneed???

girlshaneed by Manthatscool May 23, 2016

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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