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gilfow, the word came from the word milf in which of course means Mum I'd Like to Fuck.

gilfow means Girl I'd like to finger on webcam and is used specifically for my dear friend, Pedo.
good gilfow you are
you dirty gilfow
gilfow by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004
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Gillowel 

se dit d'une personne qui a su trouver l'équilibre entre la passion, la vie réelle, les jeux vidéos, la famille et l'honnêteté de sorte que vous ayez toujours raison, même quand vous avez tort et que les preuves vous accablent.
1/ Gillowel a une famille et un job IRL, pas comme vous les puceaux stars de Youtube
2/ Gillowel est un passionné de JV, il a même le WR sur Flappy Bird
3/ Gillowel a tellement raison que Youtube monétise ses vidéos même quand il a dit qu'il ne le ferait pas
4/ Gillowel a 47 ans, alors tous vos arguments sont invalides
Gillowel by Charrette_man May 18, 2014
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gilfow Gilford gilfod Gilfoe gilfomar gilfoyle gilfyway Gillowel Gilnow gilow
Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
gilfoyle by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014
Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.
Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...
Gilford by mp February 3, 2005
An acronym. G.irl I.'d L.ike to F.uck O.ne D.ay
Derived from seeing underage starlets dressing more and more provocatively. The genesis of the word came circa 2002 with then underage Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff.
Yo did you see that girl?
Dude, she's totally only 16.
Yeah man, but she's a huge gilfod.
gilfod by Casabla December 15, 2008
really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard
Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford
Gilford by danman0627 March 19, 2011
"Grandmother I'd Like (to) Fuck" On her terms.
"Now your going to do it the GILFyway, Take em off, lay down, what ever you do “don’t talk”, and if you ever tell anyone I will kick your ass and tell everyone how small it is".
gilfyway by fcgilf September 19, 2008
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