giaps

being shady and robbing your friends

George needed to pay for his trip, so he pulled a "giaps" and collected more money from his boys to cover his chunk of the bill.

by bk bounce June 18, 2011

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bro don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Vo Nguyen Giap

Giap served as minister of defense and commander-in-chief of the People's Army of Vietnam. With the outbreak of hostilities with South Vietnam, and later the United States, Giap led North Vietnam's strategy and command. In 1967, Giap oversaw the planning for the massive Tet Offensive. While initially against a conventional attack, Giap's goals were both military and political. In addition to achieving a military victory, Giap desired the offensive to spark an uprising in South Vietnam and show that American claims about the war's progress were wrong.

While the 1968 Tet Offensive proved to be a military disaster for North Vietnam, Vo Nguyen Giap was able to achieve some of his political objectives. The offensive showed that North Vietnam was far from being defeated and significantly contributed to changing American perceptions about the conflict. Following Tet, peace talks began and the US ultimately withdrew from the war in 1973. Following the American departure, Giap remained in command of North Vietnamese forces and directed General Van Tien Dung and the Ho Chi Minh campaign that finally captured the South Vietnamese capital of Saigon in 1975.

by Dancing with Fire July 2, 2011

gipsineb

A backwards Spoonerism of "big penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 1% of the male population of the world who are the epitome of masculinity and coolness. They are the Alphamales of society. The masters of their domain. The stuff of legend. They are the leaders, not followers. They basically each have their own place on Mount Olympus. Women want them, men want to be them. Cool, calm, confident, ruthless, independent, intelligent, charming, clever, cunning, wise, introspective, powerful, mysterious, sophisticated, and of course handsome. Whatever they say is scripture for the rest of the masses. They are fully aware of their dominion and superiority, but unlike a llampsine who reeks of false confidence, gipsinebs are more do-er's than tell-ers - They let their actions do the talking. 99% of the rest of the male population - llampsines and tapsinefs - all want to be gipsinebs. While a lot of tapsinefs still do not yet understand their potential for gipsinebism, llampsines already think they are gipsinebs, in their skewed reality, but are anything but. When dealing with llampsines, gipsinebs will fight fire with fire and extinguish the llampsine's arrogance and cockiness by humiliating them, proving they are the superior males. Rather than chase after the bounty of women, like the llampsine endlessly does, women flock to him. Obviously, are well-hung and can satisfy any woman.

For the llampsines and reading that still can't comprehend the might of gipsinebs, a layman, abridged description follows:

Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...

Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.

by d3ck3r October 27, 2014

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bring don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Racism of the Gaps

\ ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm əv t͟hə ˈgaps \ (noun)

The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.

Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)

by Green Gordon June 29, 2020

gimpsmack

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.

1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!

by shithouserat November 30, 2007