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guapsexual
guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020
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Vo Nguyen Giap
Giap served as minister of defense and commander-in-chief of the People's Army of Vietnam. With the outbreak of hostilities with South Vietnam, and later the United States, Giap led North Vietnam's strategy and command. In 1967, Giap oversaw the planning for the massive Tet Offensive. While initially against a conventional attack, Giap's goals were both military and political. In addition to achieving a military victory, Giap desired the offensive to spark an uprising in South Vietnam and show that American claims about the war's progress were wrong.
While the 1968 Tet Offensive proved to be a military disaster for North Vietnam, Vo Nguyen Giap was able to achieve some of his political objectives. The offensive showed that North Vietnam was far from being defeated and significantly contributed to changing American perceptions about the conflict. Following Tet, peace talks began and the US ultimately withdrew from the war in 1973. Following the American departure, Giap remained in command of North Vietnamese forces and directed General Van Tien Dung and the Ho Chi Minh campaign that finally captured the South Vietnamese capital of Saigon in 1975.
Vo Nguyen Giap by Dancing with Fire July 2, 2011
gipsineb
A backwards Spoonerism of "big penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 1% of the male population of the world who are the epitome of masculinity and coolness. They are the Alphamales of society. The masters of their domain. The stuff of legend. They are the leaders, not followers. They basically each have their own place on Mount Olympus. Women want them, men want to be them. Cool, calm, confident, ruthless, independent, intelligent, charming, clever, cunning, wise, introspective, powerful, mysterious, sophisticated, and of course handsome. Whatever they say is scripture for the rest of the masses. They are fully aware of their dominion and superiority, but unlike a llampsine who reeks of false confidence, gipsinebs are more do-er's than tell-ers - They let their actions do the talking. 99% of the rest of the male population - llampsines and tapsinefs - all want to be gipsinebs. While a lot of tapsinefs still do not yet understand their potential for gipsinebism, llampsines already think they are gipsinebs, in their skewed reality, but are anything but. When dealing with llampsines, gipsinebs will fight fire with fire and extinguish the llampsine's arrogance and cockiness by humiliating them, proving they are the superior males. Rather than chase after the bounty of women, like the llampsine endlessly does, women flock to him. Obviously, are well-hung and can satisfy any woman.
For the llampsines and reading that still can't comprehend the might of gipsinebs, a layman, abridged description follows:
Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...
Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.
Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...
Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.
guapsexual
guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020
Racism of the Gaps
\ ˈrā-ˌsi-zəm əv t͟hə ˈgaps \ (noun)
The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.
The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.
Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)
Racism of the Gaps by Green Gordon June 29, 2020
gimpsmack
1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.
2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.
2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.
1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.
Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!
2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!
Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!
2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!
gimpsmack by shithouserat November 30, 2007
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026