The sexiest town outside of London. Loads of rich bitches driving around in range rovers, with plastic booties. Most people are really nice, apart from the wannabe roadmen and chavs who tend to hang out in the park with the 5 year olds or in the WHSmith carpark. Great town if you work in London and have money coming out of your ears. You either are super duper smart if you live here or have a trust fund from daddy. Known to Gerrards Crossians as GX.
Stranger: where do you live?
Gerrards cross person: Gerrards Cross
Stranger: ohhhhh that explains a lot...
Gerrards cross person: Gerrards Cross
Stranger: ohhhhh that explains a lot...
by Meowwowowowoowowowow February 20, 2020