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Everything and Anything at all times. Always. It's about Life, and just living Life like a pr0. As Louis Armstrong once said "If you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know." That's the epicness of life, you just gotta find purpose for yourself through self realization and shit.
Dude, I have four exams tomorrow and I haven't started studying yet, this is so not gelz.
gelz by tigger_3212 May 18, 2011
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A gelatin or collagen product that is made in an animal free fashion
It's gelzen so it's vegan
Gelzen by Bash Zuna January 7, 2016
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German surname for an individual who "gelds" or castrates pigs.
"So I was in South Germany, and ran into these people in a hostel, and it turned out they were Gelzers, so they tried to Gelz me in my sleep!"
Gelzer by Zfair.soldier September 27, 2009

gelzanice 

She’s the most sweetest person you could know, but only after you really know her. she’s Georges, nice, and a loyal friend and girlfriend. She doesn’t give a fuck about the people who talk about her. She’s shy, but sexy at the same time. Gelzenice is one of the best friends you can ever have
gelzanice by Adrianasnt29 May 31, 2018

gelzinger 

I totally had a gelzinger last night
gelzinger by ceceangel July 3, 2021
Gelzin is a girl named Jelena Hadid! She is also called Love, Pretty, Flower and Dear. She likes ice cream, meat, treats, warm hugs, kisses and Gel (hamster). She is the most perfect girl in the world, loved and beautiful. It makes hearts beat faster (of love) and makes people happy. Her presence always brings incredible energy.
"Gelzin, can I have the butter, please?"
"I love you, Gelzin!"
gelzin by tsrcky September 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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