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A sack who enjoys nothing more than sleeping in someone elses bed, only to then put their leg over the person who should be sleeping there in a weak attempt to spoon them
Gavin Taylor jumping into Claire´s bed then cocking his leg over her like a dog thats found a new tree so that she wakes up she has a gavcunt lying on her
gavcunt by clyde tevez January 1, 2010
Words you can keep
A common phrase which has now become the one (compound) word.

Person of unfavourable disposition. A person who is acting foolish, or who's appearance makes you question the individual's sexual preference. Frankly, someone who is farking gay.

From 'cunt', meaning a vagina; and 'gay', meaning homosexual.
Curryshak: Shut the fuck up; I'm trying to study and organise a party at the same time.
Normal person: Don't tell me what to do, you fucking stupid fifteen-year-old curry munching small piece of shit. You deserve to prematurely end your life, you Slumdog Millionaire gaycunt.
gaycunt by CurryshakGAP October 5, 2013

gaycuntitis 

When u feel gay and u see a docta and they say u have gaycuntitis. Can be contagious if u kiss other guys or give them BJs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(zander kerr)
gaycuntitis: yummy
gaycuntitis by MADLAD_ May 29, 2019

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt! 

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.
Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt! by Davyan September 30, 2007
The next level of gaycunt.
you gaucunt...
gaucunt by gaucunt January 21, 2013
a person who is acting foolish or whos apperance makes you question the individualls sexual preferance
reginald humperdink:"hey chadwick look at that guy standing next to the door".

chadwick boodapesh:"yeh hes dressed in a see-through yellow top, pink hotpants and rollerskates".

reginald:"what a gaycunt".
gaycunt by dee-dee ramone June 21, 2007
Something Elton John or George Michael will never see, unless they look in the mirror.
Elton John: I wonder why people call me a gaycunt?

Elton John lover: Well, it's because you look really gay and act like a total cunt.

Elton John: Yeah, you're probably right.
Gaycunt by Davyan September 30, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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