gashkam 

A breed of Northern English male occasionally spotted in the South. Appears to be a normal young man although in fact is really a drunken asphyxi-wanking beast who wears t-shirts that are a size too small. Beware of a gashkam on a night out.

Chris : "What the fuck was that gashkam up to last night?"

Eddie : "Some v sketch shit. After some beasting on the glockenspiel he was sick on the carpet and we had to leave."

Chris : "Sketch 10 beds."

gashkam by wl2009 March 17, 2009

gaskamp 

when you have a boner and you see something or think of something and it goes away.

Just watched two girls one cup, major gaskamp!

gaskamp by thegaskamphater September 28, 2011

Gaskamp 

An anti-erection; something that turns you off immediately.

Guy 1-"So I saw hannah walking down the hall today, she looked so fine. Then Olga walked by.."
Guy 2-"Total Gaskamp?"
Guy 1-"Exactly."

Gaskamp by ExoticLemons June 18, 2011

Gaskamp 

A Gaskamp is when you have a boner, but then you think of something that makes you lose your erection.

I was rock hard, but then i saw Olga, total gaskamp.

Gaskamp by vagomez June 18, 2011