gashkam

A breed of Northern English male occasionally spotted in the South. Appears to be a normal young man although in fact is really a drunken asphyxi-wanking beast who wears t-shirts that are a size too small. Beware of a gashkam on a night out.

Chris : "What the fuck was that gashkam up to last night?"

Eddie : "Some v sketch shit. After some beasting on the glockenspiel he was sick on the carpet and we had to leave."

Chris : "Sketch 10 beds."

gashkam by wl2009 March 17, 2009

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gaskamp

when you have a boner and you see something or think of something and it goes away.

Just watched two girls one cup, major gaskamp!

gaskamp by thegaskamphater September 28, 2011

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Gaskamp

An anti-erection; something that turns you off immediately.

Guy 1-"So I saw hannah walking down the hall today, she looked so fine. Then Olga walked by.."
Guy 2-"Total Gaskamp?"
Guy 1-"Exactly."

Gaskamp by ExoticLemons June 18, 2011

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Gaskamp

A Gaskamp is when you have a boner, but then you think of something that makes you lose your erection.

I was rock hard, but then i saw Olga, total gaskamp.

Gaskamp by vagomez June 18, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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