after a having too much dairy, beans, or just sitting too long you have to go to the bathroom and instead of nice clean turds you spew out what is known as a "gas/poo complex" - characterized by intermittent clumps of solid logs, tiny floaters, and farts.
i'm lactose intolerant but i couldn't help but eat that pint of ice cream anyway, as a result the next day i formed a gas/poo complex
by outerbanx December 29, 2009