1.)Used to show an invitation for somone to come your funeral.
2.)Used to show that you are incapable of writing your own will (possibly out of stupidity) and need your closest friend to write it.
3.)A common word used (usually in sarcasm) to show that somebody else looks like a zombie.
2.)Used to show that you are incapable of writing your own will (possibly out of stupidity) and need your closest friend to write it.
3.)A common word used (usually in sarcasm) to show that somebody else looks like a zombie.
1.)Hello Angeline, could you possibly take this garzofunk to my deathbed.
2.)Please Martha, I've been so stupid I haven't wrote my will. I do not have much time, and I know you will garzofunk as I would have.
3.)Wow! Martha looks like a total garzofunk. I wonder what happened...
2.)Please Martha, I've been so stupid I haven't wrote my will. I do not have much time, and I know you will garzofunk as I would have.
3.)Wow! Martha looks like a total garzofunk. I wonder what happened...
by Trogdor T. Burninator November 12, 2005
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I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.
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You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.
Ideally served with pizza.
by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
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made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
by homer simpson March 24, 2005
Get the simon and garfunkel mug.when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!
I've been garfunkeled!
by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003
Get the garfunkeled mug.The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).
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