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Gangstanaut

Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
"Hey Jim, look at that Gangstanaut over there making empty threats to people and pretending he is thug-life."

"Wow Jerry, you're right. He's relatively small too, he must be on some kind of surreal powertrip that he relies on to justify his existence."

"Yeah, that's really sad. Pathetic even. We should really make a rap song about being a Gangstanaut and email it back and forth!"

Gangstanaut: Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.
Gangstanaut by ChappedCheerio June 25, 2008

gangsignusitis 

Affliction wherein one compulsively throws up poser gang signs whenever a picture is about to be taken.
Jen: Everyone say 'cheese'! ...John, what are you doing with your hands, you look like you have cerebral palsy.

John: Sorry! It's my gangsignusitis, I can't help it!

Gangstanomics 

The study of the fine art of hustlin' and getting that paper.
Yo, I heard that nigga Dom failed Gangstanomics.

Phillip and Christian got an A on their Gangstanomics final.
Gangstanomics by PeeAyyyVeee November 13, 2011

Eastside Gangsign 

It's the same as the shocker, only you turn your hand to the side, and you don't make the index and middle fingers touch.
yo reprznt eastside homeslice *flashes above mentioned Eastside Gangsign*
A Gang of Lesbians , a member off a lesbian gang, use as a noun or adjective. Plural: ganglians
I can’t wait for our ganglian poker game tonight!

gangstanessiosity 

Definition of a white boy randomly talking like he's from the hood, usually called a broken fool.
"Bill" said fo sho yo, and when I laughed at him, he asked why I had to mock his "gangstanessiosity".
gangstanessiosity by Some Silly Girl December 13, 2008