galgo

A term used to describe someone who claims to be "in love" with a girl just to hook up with her, once this is accomplished a galgo then tries to hookup with all her other friends, completely forgetting about the first girl.

Girls are very vulnerable to galgos and will usually fall for his lies and charming ways.

girl one: I can't believe he's trying to hookup with you now! He told me he loved you last week!

girl two: Well, it doesn't matter he loves me now!

girl three: you're both stupid! he's obviously a typical galgo!

by alphabetttx3 April 7, 2009

galgo

a galgo is a grayhound dog or also known as a guy thats fast against another

beware of the galgo he will win

by grimcandy January 20, 2011

galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

Gallon Gluttony

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

gallon booty

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.

damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

by samantha_cheree May 9, 2009

gaggous

An adjective describing something so repulsive you almost gag just thinking about it.

That may have been the most gaggous soup I’ve ever attempted to consume.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2018

galhofa

Galhofa is a portuguese martial art invented by Manuel Luis Goucha. It consists in a fight between two naked men and the first one to get an erection wins.

Manuel Luis Goucha has the record for the fastest erection in a galhofa duel, 6.43 seconds!!

by luisinho_theking97 June 8, 2021