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Receiving continuous and unwanted emails from a repeat offender in your inner circle, including conspiracy forwards, cartoons, prayers with guilt trips at the end, and links to videos "you'll just love". Refers to and attempts to create a portmanteau from a popular web-based email service people use to otherwise help them to avoid spam
Crazy Aunt Kathy won't stop forwarding me these damn cat video links; she has been g-mauling me all day.
by Jehanrules October 06, 2011
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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