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fuzzy handcuffs 

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.
Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.
fuzzy handcuffs by God April 6, 2005

Fuzzy Handcuff 

When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
Fuzzy Handcuff by Ten-eight June 25, 2022

pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night

Fuzzy Hand Brake 

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026