"Another terrorist attack? Damn I'm sick of the fuslims!"

"Fuslim women are so fugly that the men cover them with sheets."

Osama: Ozcan do you pray?
Ozcan: No Why
Osama: Staghfirulah, You Fuslim

"Can Randy drink?"
"Yes he can; hes not really a Muslim, he's a Fuslim"