Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

The Sound of Forgiveness

Often times sounds like screaming and then silence.

Carl: "Shhhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"

Paul: "That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

Carl: "That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."

by Lightning533 January 6, 2011

Cupcakes of Forgiveness

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

by brodbro March 15, 2010

Lord forgive me for what im about to do

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.

guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

by blueoystercultfan24 November 30, 2019

I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

A video on YouTube of a boy crying and then the king into a demon afterwards. Perceived as one of the scariest YouTube videos ever made.

If you value your sanity, stay away from that I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4 video.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020