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fungi sway 

ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. Derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.
from Love Reigns Over All, Chapter 6

“'I don’t believe this. ... I can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his ass feel at home. I will fungi sway his ass a bedroom, he will never forget.' A room fit for his punkass, Kai thought to herself."
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fungsway 

Pronounced Fung Shway To sway someone or something in your favor. To turn a negative into a positive.
Friend 1 Bruh didn't ya mom say you couldn't go to the party tho?
Friend 2 All I had to do was fungsway her to say yes, and she gave me 20 fo food.
Friend 1 We out then.
Friend 2 Hold up, you see that girl at the corner store.
Friend 1 Yea
Friend 2 Pull up, I'm bout to fungsway her number.
Friend 1 Hell yea, and while you at it. You can fungsway ya ass to pick up some white owls too.
fungsway by platinumrexz May 12, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026