Something substitute teachers don't have.
Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014
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Taking care of my three younger siblings while balancing classes feels like a full-time job; I swear I need a paycheck for all the chaos!
by Emotional Cruiser December 11, 2025
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Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.
Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?
Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.
by slamm3r August 7, 2012
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